Monday, April 19, 2010

Couples in the News: William and Kate, Sandra and Jesse, Elin and Tiger

For years and years, I've had fun looking up the astrological information of celebrity couples and making predictions about whether they'll last or not. It's the best way to learn astrology -- a kind of trial and error approach -- and it sure beats making predictions about the love lives of people I actually know. I don't like to go there, if I can help it!

So here's a few (I've been right maybe 75% of the time):

Prince William and his girlfriend Kate Middleton:
Everything written about one or both of these people contains some type of engagement/wedding prediction, but I actually do NOT see them getting married. Prince William has THREE heartbreak clashes on Kate Middleton. I just do not think he is ever going to marry her, even though the entire planet thinks it is an inevitability. If they do get married, I predict a bad divorce. But thing is: I don't think they'll ever get that far, because Prince William's chart indicates he will have a very good marriage. I can see from their charts why they are attracted to one another and why they get along so well. Kate's Moon is conjunct William's Sun and North Node in Cancer. She is in many ways his ideal woman, but I just think that he is going to wind up breaking her heart!

Tiger and Elin:
I looked up their astrology when all the sexscapades starting breaking into the news and my first reaction was, "Elin is going to file for divorce." The reason I thought that was because in November, which was when she supposedly found out about Tiger's affairs, Elin was going through her Saturn Return. That means that this whole mess is a major life lesson, and a chance to turn her life around. I also could see from Tiger's chart that he had not learned a thing from what had happened. There is something wrong with him, IMO. He's mentally ill.
Anyways, come January/February, and I was very surprised and disappointed that Elin had not filed for divorce or anything yet. But that's probably because Saturn started its backwards slide in January. But it is coming back again for her -- twice. I would predict that by the end of the summer she'll be taking some kind of legal action.
It's not that I'm a big fan of divorce or anything -- there's just some relationships that cannot be fixed.

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James:
She's going to leave him. She's a Leo and they don't have any kids. I think she'd like to have kids. Most Leos do. I don't see any reason why they'd stay together. Their astrological compatibility isn't even that strong. They mostly have physical/sexual linkages, to be totally honest, but not much in the soul connection/love department!
Jesse James has a brutal double heartbreak transit coming up in September. Divorce court!
I also think that their breakup/divorce/etc is going to have a pretty negative impact on his public image.


Okay, that's it for now. If you have a favorite couple (celebrity or not) and want me to make a prediction, let me know. :P

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