Brangelina and TomKat

Marissa & Jenna ask, and I deliver! I looked these two (or four?) up a while back and the astrological results are exactly what one would expect just using plain common sense!

Brangelina:

The only explanation for why these two are together is that Brad Pitt is a moron. They really do not have any kind of genuine compatibility. The soul/love linkages are not there. They don't even have great sex linkages! I'm serious. The only thing this couple has is Saturn Linkages and Clashes galore -- and Angelina Jolie is the Saturn person in ALL of them. What that means, in non-astrological talk, is that Angelina Jolie has dominating control over Brad Pitt and this is essentially why they are together.

I am very surprised that they have had three (?) kids so far. I never would have predicted that. It's very sad.

You know, I used to like Angelina Jolie. She was a good actress in the beginning and I liked her kick ass "I don't give a fuck" attitude. But after viewing her compatibility, or lack thereof, with Brad Pitt, I have no choice but to conclude that she is a psychopath. If I saw some indication in their astrology that this was really some type of irresistible love affair that neither one of them could fight against, I might be more understanding. But I don't see anything between them except Angelina Jolie's domination.

I can excuse Brad Pitt for this mess because I think Brad Pitt is a moron. Based on the astrology, Brad Pitt is like a mouse and she's the cat and this is (probably) her idea of what an ideal relationship is. It might be his too. I would not doubt that she deliberately set out to yank Brad Pitt out of his marriage. I think she likes the chase/challenge. I have doubts as to whether she would have been into Brad if he had been single when they met.

I'm not saying this because I'm mean and I don't like Angelina Jolie. I'm saying it because their astrology really is that bad/lopsided.



TomKat:

TomKat has the worst compatibility of any couple I have ever seen in my life. I've been doing readings for a long time, too. They've got FIVE Nuclear Clashes and Two Heartbreak Clashes. There's just no way, no how, that they can have a lasting marriage.

I do feel kind of bad for them. The do have some VERY strong soul/love linkages. I can see why Tom Cruise was so crazy about her. If you take away all the nuclear and heartbreak clashes, she's the best love match Tom Cruise has ever had, that I'm aware of. He had bad compatibility with Nicole Kidman and his first wife. I'm not a psychic, but this relationship (and the inevitable messy divorce) is probably very karmic for the both of them. I wouldn't be surprised if they have some type of crazy past life history.

If you think about it, the terrible astrology makes sense. From practically the moment they started dating, their careers and public reputations went up in smoke. There was so much backlash against them being together. I think that even if Tom Cruise hadn't jumped on that couch and hadn't done the whole crazy Scientology preaching thing, they'd still be a very unpopular couple. It's the age difference combined with something we can't quite put our fingers on. That something is probably THEIR ASTROLOGY.

LOL. Yeah, TomKat's days are numbered. If you are the praying type, pray that TomKat (and Brangelina too) stop having kids.